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Dave x Reader: Drabble.
((This will have some sexual stuff in it, but not the real thing. Please do enjoy anyway~! ))

Hello, there! Your name is ____  _______! Right now you are in the small kitchen of the apartment you share with your Boyfriend of 2 years. His name, “Cool kid” Dave Strider no he is not in fact as cool as he plays out to be. Really in the reality of everything he’s just a big stuck up-Oh sorry…He’s YOUR stuck up asshat! But anyways you have just finished cleaning up something’s left around the place that Dave has been too lazy to clean himself. Not that you really minded, you liked cleaning stuff! As silly as it sounds cleaning helps you think clearly and you know just have thoughts about the day and future advents! You heard footsteps but when you turned around no one was there, but there was something on the table…

…Its candy!!!

You have such a sweet tooth this is awesome! But…when did it get there? You didn’t think Dave was home…oh well screw it! You picked it up it was one of those rainbow stick lollipop’s every time you would at least try to eat one Dave decides to ruin it for you telling you it looks like a penis. You never saw what he saw it just looks like a lollipop to you! You carefully un-wrap the sweet sugary stick and throw the wrapper in the trash. Sitting down at the table finally maybe you can enjoy one of these without Dave being a giant Pervert about it. Slowly putting the tip into your mouth you begin to suck on the sweet delicacy licking it all over, not aware of the Younger Strider watching you from the crack in the door that leads to the kitchen.

*Dave’s P.O.V*

My plan was working perfectly! She actually fell for it ha! When she’s not expecting it I’ll all go and walk in and say ‘It still looks like a fucking penis’ and she would make this hilarious face in disgust and drop the thing. It works every time, so I’m waiting for the perfect timing to….My god….I continued to stare at her sucking and licking that thing…it was kind of hot. This is not in the plan dude stay focused at the task at hand! But…on the other hand he was getting a little aroused by this. FUCK MY LIFE WHY MUST SHE BE SO DAMMED SEXY!! Watching her more intently I felt like a freaking stalker. Oh..There goes my penis getting all high and mighty again…GO THE FUCK DOWN NOT NOW DICK!

*3rd person P.O.V*

____ couldn't help but hear a slight noise coming from the other side of the door to the kitchen. Looking through the corner of her (e/c) orbs she spots a Dave. Well, even from there she could see his face is red and the obvious thing was he was patting his penis murmuring some shit. Oh, she knew what this was…He was getting Horney watching her eat the lollipop. That. Fucking. Pervert. She thought for a second into her brain hatched an idea!
Perfect.
Dave on the other side seriously wanted to replace that thing with his. But for now all he could do is watch…wait…is it just him or are you getting into to that?! Really! That did not help his little “problem” in his pants he can feel the pants tighten has his bulge grew in sight of the girl. Dammed he just wanted to pin you to that table and just fuck the living shi- *Snap*
His eyes widen as he see’s you chomp half of it off…holding his penis he could almost feel the pain.
She smirked as she heard him whimper in fear of having his dick chomped off if he tried anything. Footsteps could be heard run away from the door.

He won’t be asking you anytime soon for favors.
Okay this is a mother fruking FAIL.

Holy shit why must my mind be filled with such thoughts! Sorry, this idea came to me because I got this lollipop penis looking candy thing and i'm eating it and my sister is like that looks like a penis.

I threw it away after that! xD

But I hope you can enjoy my fail of writing skills! :iconfaceeverythingplz:

Dave belongs to Hussie.

You belong to Dave.

And your soul is Hussie's. :33
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ferriluver101 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  New member
Dave’s P.O.V*

My plan was working perfectly! She actually fell for it ha! When she’s not expecting it I’ll all go and walk in and say ‘It still looks like a fucking penis’ and she would make this hilarious face in disgust and drop the thing. It works every time, so I’m waiting for the perfect timing to….My god….I continued to stare at her sucking and licking that thing…it was kind of hot. This is not in the plan dude stay focused at the task at hand! But…on the other hand he was getting a little aroused by this. FUCK MY LIFE WHY MUST SHE BE SO DAMMED SEXY!! Watching her more intently I felt like a freaking stalker. Oh..There goes my penis getting all high and mighty again…GO THE FUCK DOWN NOT NOW DICK!


I READ THIS IN THE MORNING AT 3:00 AM AND I LAUGHED SO HARD XD
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SilverstripeGray Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
That was beautiful
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Mountainstar223alt Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
69TH COMMENT! HECK YEAH! great story bro! XD
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:iconavevee:
avevee Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Student Artist
That...was.....PERFECT
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rainbowdash1011 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Omfg XDDD I CANT BREATHE ITS SOVGOOD AND FUNNY
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Gravityfallsgoddess Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
there is pretty much no possible way more to eat a lollipop without thinking wrong. no. possible. way. 
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KikoTsukinamura Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer

laughs

I love u maaaaaan

this is awesome, and I feel like doing this now haha

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asdfghjkltime Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
You're my favorite now :) (ノ◥▶◀◤)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧
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Ira-kago Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xDDD im laughing so hard right now this was funny
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XxBloodyMoonlightxX Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Student General Artist
xD
There is apparently no possible way to eat a lollipop.....
Without making it look perverted
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estrans Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this is my favorite fanfiction i shared it with a lot of my friends thank u for this
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Lululover518 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
Haha that totally seems like dave, nice
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kuraimaho Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD so PERFECT!!! Oh dave you perv!
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ChekIt12798 Featured By Owner May 25, 2013
Hehe.
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LucyRainbowlover Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i been choking on a mixture lf my own spit and air since i read daves paragraph
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estrans Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lucia are u happy i recommended this to you i see that ur getting all ~~~~*hot and bothered*~~~~ B)
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LucyRainbowlover Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
swoon
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:iconestrans:
estrans Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
B)
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Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student Writer
... Does it really look like that?.... OH WELL*continues eating lollipop*
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SkyWarriorKirby Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DAMMIT THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, DAVE.
On the other hand, i can never eat a lollipop without anyone thinking wrong xD
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InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hehe agreed!! xD
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kuroshitsujilover15 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
It was brilliant
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InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I know right? ; w ;

I can't walk anywhere with out someone being all "Omg its like that lady that wrote that thing."

Life is hard. ;3;
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kuroshitsujilover15 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
Ikr
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tentailedfox Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
OMG I LUV THIS XD LOL
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:iconinsanityhastakenover:
InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
THANK YOU! ;u;
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tentailedfox Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
:iconletmehugyouplz:
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InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:iconarmstrongtighthugplz:
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tentailedfox Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Im waiting for you at :iconsilenthillplz:
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:iconinsanityhastakenover:
InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
See you there. * Serious face * >:]
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tentailedfox Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Alessa is waiting for you to.....good luck making it out alive
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InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Pfftttt- Luck? I don't need luck!

Luck is for spiders, and seadwwellers!
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ChibimonstersproI Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
That right there was the most perfect story ever told XD
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InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you! eue
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ChibimonstersproI Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
No problemo brochacho :3
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DaveStriderAddict Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Student General Artist
uhhhhhhhh
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:iconinsanityhastakenover:
InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Is 'uhhhhhhh' a good thing or a bad thing...<:'D
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DaveStriderAddict Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
it's a good thing
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InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Well, Thank you! :33

:iconpervydaveplz:
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DaveStriderAddict Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
:3 np
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NinjaGirlKikio Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol hahah X"D

omg this was hilarious haha

but i swear i hate it when people with dirty minds ruin the fun out of things like the unicorn lolipop (thats what i think they're called)
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InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I know and your all like "WTF MAN?! I was enjoying this crap!"

; u ; Their so cruel.
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NinjaGirlKikio Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha yeah i know XD

kind of reminds me when i was in grade school and my friend and i couldnt say "ball" without someone snickering

uggh dirty minded people, they need to give their brains a bath haha XD
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InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Haha yeah x3
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metalpuppy100 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
AMAZING.
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:iconinsanityhastakenover:
InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
THANK YOU! :'DD
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metalpuppy100 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
*gives my feelz* there to much to handel sometimes...
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:iconinsanityhastakenover:
InsanityHasTakenOver Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
*Takes feelz* Thank's I needed some,I lost mine a while ago. ; u ;
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metalpuppy100 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
The feelz must be shared :3
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NatsuDragneel01 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconpervydaveplz: L0V3 17! :iconpervymitunaplz:
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