Okay this is a mother fruking FAIL.
Holy shit why must my mind be filled with such thoughts! Sorry, this idea came to me because I got this lollipop penis looking candy thing and i'm eating it and my sister is like that looks like a penis.
I threw it away after that! xD
But I hope you can enjoy my fail of writing skills!
Dave belongs to Hussie.
You belong to Dave.
And your soul is Hussie's. :33